We know a thing or two...

When planning your seating chart, avoid putting Grandpa near the speaker. (Elderly people are sensitive to certain sounds.)

When calling guests' table numbers start at the extreme numbers for optimum traffic flow to the buffet. (If there are 20 tables, call one and 20, two and 19, etc.)

For optimum party effect, let the DJ do his job. We are trained to fill the dance floor! 

Fewer ceremonials, dedications, and formalities = more partying!